Having already mastered Spam steaks in a port wine reduction sauce, I forged ahead deeper still into my SPAM cookbook. (and a tip of the processed meat chapeau to Traci for thinking of me when this fine literary tome came thru Quincy Thrift…)
After much perusal and indecision I settled on European Old School and made Chicken Cordon Spam served with french fries and a medley of legumes sautéed in butter.
I know, I know… you are all dying for the recipe, right? Simple, really. You take a couple of boned and skinned chicken breasts and carefully slice a nice, deep pocket in the fat ends of each. These caverns are then stuffed with a pan fried mixture of onions, peppers, mashed spam, fresh Thai basil and garlic pepper stirred into pepper jack & parmesan cheeses mixed with a little heavy cream. Once the stuffing is in place fold the opening shut and flop the thin “tail” of the chicken breast up and over. Logic dictates that you pin all these folds in place with toothpicks… use brightly colored ones and count them going in and coming out to avoid putting your eye out as it were… and let them set for a while in the fridge to firm up.
Heat up some butter in a cast iron skillet, dust the chicken with flour, dip it into beaten egg mixed with a little salt, pepper and paprika, roll it in bread crumbs and pan fry until done.
Short of picking up an order of popcorn chicken at KFC and eating the Spam directly from the can, what could be easier?